the one with the hypochondria

2006-02-09 - 5:27 p.m.

hey people (imagine this being said in a really pathetic nasal voice) you can call me the biggest hypochondriac (because i am THE best hypochondriac that ever lived) but I THINK I'M FALLING SICK..(whine whine whine)

10 minutes of whining, whinging, and all round wimpy behaviour later

my nose is runny
my stomach feels funny
my head hurts
i feel tired

I WANT TO GO HOME..
i want the chicken rice at cine
i want to be able to lie on my bed at home and just not do anything for AGES
i want to be pampered and have people give me soup when i want some, peel me grapes, and serve me hot tea in bed. preferably, this person will be some hot guy who's semi naked all the time. but i think right now i'm so desperate anyone will do.
just as long as they don't have chunky feet

and SOMEONE mentioned there was egg florentine last night when they KNOW i missed supper.
MY LIFE IS CRUMBLING AROUND ME

*wail, whimper, whine, whinge, wibble*

*collapse dramatically in a heap*

er bye? *said in the same nasal tone as stated above*

sorry about the boring entry but i'm too stuffed up to be of any interest. so if you're gonna leave some rude tag just bugger off and go fuck a turnip.

kill those boys

.:bitch here:.
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i'm mucking up the format, MWAHAHAHA!!!! I CAN'T WAIT FOR THE DAY WHERE SARAH IS SLEEPING AND I STEAL BOTH HER CAREERS BOOK AND I STEAL HER PASSWORD AND HACK INTO HER BLOGGO THINGY AND DELETE ALL THE FORMATTING THINGS. i have been instructed by sarah to say something nice about her here and not to delete anything else. i have nothing to say except albany rocks and so do elvis and the beatles. peace man. edited: that's rachel ignore her. she keeps laughing at this section although she's so unfunny. the people i have to live with in england huh

Fears
poetry, fat penguins, large tattooed arms, third class jaws, the sexy dance, pieces of gum being left on cartons of soy milk, brooches, tweed, pointed high heels (hee hee ter), me saying hee hee, boys giggling, chickens, lizards, botox, keifer the cheese man, rachel's taste in music, rachel's taste in men, teri's taste in shoes, teri's taste in men, llamas, deep jokes i don't get, venereal root disease, sarah's hippy truck, mascara, cucumbers on the road side which could be FULL of bacteria, rats...basically loads of things.

ten things i want to do before i turn 17
kill rachel knight in her sleep and steal her careers booklet and tear a page.also, send hate mail to yoko ono and burn the cheese man

last five
memories with rach - 2006-03-18
the one with the rapS - 2006-03-14
the one with the rambling - 2006-03-09
the one for an unhealthy nick - 2006-02-28
the one with a healthy sarah - 2006-02-24